Readings for March 9, 2023
- 🔫 US six-year-old who shot teacher won’t be charged - Well duh. A 6-year-old doesn’t understand the consequences of his actions in a meaningful way. Now, those who allowed him accesss to a gun in the first place, and those who knew he had it and did nothing, 100% should be charged. Probably won’t be because ’merica, but one can hope.
- 🏛️ Nikki Haley calls for changing retirement age - You know what we need to do? Further fuck the younger people. Can’t imagine why they’re not turning rightwards as they age like they used to. 🤷🏽♂️
- 🏥🐢 Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized after fall at hotel - Fingers crossed, but I’m sure the troll will be just fine, as - unlike his constituents - he has decent health insurance. (And yes, if I’ve been unclear, I am cheering for this relic to suffer. Fuck Mitch McConnell.)