Readings for March 21, 2023

• 🦠🍆 Dodge unveils last super-fast gasoline muscle car 🔗 - Does it come equipped with an especially powerful magnifying glass so you can gaze lovingly at your so-very-tiny penis while you blast down the highway in your ridiculous overcompensating pedestrian killer?
• 🅿️🛍️ $250 million redo of tired regional mall signals further change in Nebraska’s fourth largest city 🔗 - Quarter-billion to save a dying mall by replacing it with a, um, mall? Maybe it’s just because I like to hang out in new urbanism channels, but looking at the mockup all I see is a ridiculous amount of land wasted to parking lots. Just because Nebraska has a ton of open space doesn’t mean we must build so inefficiently, does it?

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